Wolfe Sisters pistol*  - $300

Ideal for shooting, hunting, and waving about around the campfire when drunk. Stock inlaid with whimsical pictures of animals enjoying being hunted.  

* Item currently out of stock

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Wolfe Sisters shapeless hat* - $50

Made of poor quality felt, this hat will be the envy of everyone around
the campfire, for one night. Subsequently the brim will buckle and droop, and flop around your shoulders.

* Item currently out of stock

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Wolfe Sisters Lemur* - $400

Ideal for livening up any fireside get together.
Comes in grey and dark brown.

* Subject to availability

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Wolfe Sisters Moonshine - $20

Kick back and relax after a long day travelling through deserted regions, in what may well have turned out to be a complete circle. Fermented from berries, poisonous mushrooms and squirrels; a swig or two of Wolfe Sisters Moonshine and even the most arbitrary and well-worn lyric will seem poignant and heart-breaking.


Wolf Sisters Moonshine for Kids - $25

Exactly the same as Wolfe Sisters Moonshine, but slightly more expensive, and comes with a brightly painted toy.

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While trying to decide how many of each item to buy, why not click on the song below. If you do actually want to buy a real thing, such as a CD or T-shirt, please use the contact form. The Wolfe Sisters will be so excited to hear from anyone that they will probably send you things for free, and start regularly sending you letters, pressed flowers and dead mice, ultimately turning up on your doorstep with unpleasant smelling suitcases and strange ideas about emotional boundaries.